Lore

Cat Skull
 
 
Cwispy
Fall 2019
I know y'all want a cwispy Sprite, but Kwispy Morgan won't let you.
Onion Squirrel
 
 
Fred
Fall 2018 - Spring 2022
Purchased at an estate sale, beloved by all friends of IHouse, hated by those walking through, frightener of freshman.
Chad List
 
Evan Ballard
Fall 2018 - Spring 2020
Streaker, screamer, CoD warrior and bring of "unity".